Hey America, It’s us, Scrubber. Hope you guys had a nice birthday last weekend. For the past few years, we’ve been sitting here quietly scanning through all your social media posts helping you clean up your social media histories. Along the way, we’ve scanned through thousands of accounts and tens of millions of posts. A few weeks ago, it dawned on us: we’ve got a ton of data. So much data that we can actually say with pretty good accuracy how Americans behave online. Did we say behave? We meant misbehave. Because you all been bad boys and girls. So without further ado, here it is: the first ever Social Media (Mis)behavior Report for an entire country.